Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore
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You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you
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We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do all day
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Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment
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Succeed in spite of management
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Punctuality is a pipe dream
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INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY
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When the going gets tough, the tough, take a coffee break
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A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all
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Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker
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Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
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Ignore the bosses wife's boob job
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We waste time, so you don't have to
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The beatings will continue until morale improves
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TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame your self
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether
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If at first you don't succeed, try management
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Plagiarism saves time.
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If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation
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A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat
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Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
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We put the "k" in "kwality."
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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them
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Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
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why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody ruches to get a peice?
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what's the most dumbest thing a blond could do? Forget her twins birthday!
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when a blond girl went to the airport and saw the sign that said "Airport Left"she turned around and went back home.
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The youger the teacher the nicer.
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Life is on earth; earth is a sphere; a sphere is a ball.. so SHOOT IT !!
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you better take a sleeping pill, baby, 'cause the only place you'll ever get me is in your dreams!
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You have a BIG heart.... and a mouth to match.
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Smile a lot because it costs you nothing
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When in doubt, don't bother
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When all else fails, read the instructions
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