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      Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Joke Type : Honk Jokes Funny Jokes By : Honk

      What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
Joke Type : Gardeners Jokes Funny Jokes By : Freddie Starr

      WHAT DO YOU GET BETWEEN A CAR AND A PET ANSWER:CARPET HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Joke Type : FUNNY Funny Jokes By : MARISA CASTILLO

      What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Joke Type : Clean Jokes Funny Jokes By : Will Rogers

      What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Joke Type : Unknown Funny Jokes By : Unknown

      what do you call a bunch of white people falling down a mountain........................


An avalanche
Joke Type : random funny Funny Jokes By : dizzle

      What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start..
Joke Type : Movie quotes Funny Jokes By : Danny DeVito

      I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started
Joke Type : Drink quotes Funny Jokes By : Brendan Behan

      What's another word for Thesaurus?--Steven Wright*
Joke Type : Funny Questions Funny Jokes By : Funny Guy

      I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
Joke Type : Funny Sayings Funny Jokes By : Ralph Waldo Emerson

      A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book
Joke Type : Books quotes Funny Jokes By : Ernest Hemingway

      A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink
Joke Type : Drink quotes Funny Jokes By : W.C. Fields

      Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Joke Type : Life Jokes Funny Jokes By : 

      The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order
Joke Type : Stupidity quotes Funny Jokes By : Brian Pickrell

      The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity.
Joke Type : Jokes Funny Jokes By : Harlan Ellison

      Proud mother of a delinquent child!
Joke Type : Cool Sayings

      On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers
Joke Type : Cool Sayings

      The gods help them that help themselves.
Joke Type : Cool Cute Quotes

      Did you check if your horn works?
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.
Joke Type : Pickup Lines

      Live by the sword die by the sword.
Joke Type : Cool Cute Quotes

      Abandon the search for Truth
Joke Type :  settle for a good fantasy.

      This is the rebel base.
Joke Type : Cool Sayings

      You are the reason men fall in love.
Joke Type : Pickup Lines

      You are the proof that God has a sense of humor.
Joke Type : Pickup Lines

      Some may say "the glass is half full" others may say "the glasss is half empty", but the irish will always say "are you gunna drink that?"
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Me

      Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mock Confucus People

      Man who eat many prunes, sit on toliet many moons.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mock Confucus People

      if your house on fire,call me,and we'll warm ourself by it!
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Sky Talent

      Life is like a box of shit. You know what you are getting and it stinks!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Lillyana Hoffman


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