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      Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Joke Type : Funny Questions Funny Jokes By : Funny Guy

      you so ugly when you look in the sky you stop bird dookie from falling.
Joke Type : funny Funny Jokes By : keima

      I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another
Joke Type : Books quotes Funny Jokes By : Nancy Mitford

      There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...just hope it's NOT a train!
Joke Type : Humorous Sayings Funny Jokes By : Funny Guy

      Jury--Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer
Joke Type : Cute sayings Funny Jokes By : Cute Girl

      I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb.
Joke Type : nipples Jokes Funny Jokes By : Freddie Starr

       An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Joke Type : Tech Jokes Funny Jokes By : Carl Sagan

      If A equals success, then the formula is _A = X + Y + Z_. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. -- Albert Einstein
Joke Type : Work Sayings Funny Jokes By : Funny Guy

      If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut
Joke Type : Success quotes Funny Jokes By : Albert Einstein

      All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others
Joke Type : People quotes Funny Jokes By : George Orwell

      Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.
Joke Type : Funny Ignorance Funny Jokes By : Funny Guy

      MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team
Joke Type : Cute sayings Funny Jokes By : Cute Girl

      God must love stupid people; He made so many.
Joke Type : God Jokes Funny Jokes By : Ken Dodd

      I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound
Joke Type : Money quotes Funny Jokes By : Billy Connolly

      A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it
Joke Type : Movie quotes Funny Jokes By : Alfred Hitchcock

      You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
Joke Type : Cool Sayings

      YOU! Out of the gene pool.
Joke Type : Cool Sayings

      One drop of ink may make a million think.
Joke Type : Cool Cute Quotes

      Why did God give beauty queens one more brain cell than horses? So they wouldn't shit on stage.
Joke Type : Cool Sayings

      What s good for the goose is good for the gander.
Joke Type : Cool Cute Quotes

      Be nice society already sucks.
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      Be Nice To Your Kids
Joke Type :  They’ll Pick Out Your Nursing Home.

      I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.
Joke Type : Cute Quotes

      People who think they know what they're doing are especially annoying to those of us who do.
Joke Type : Cool Sayings

      Once a make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant

      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant

      The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant

      I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant

      There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant


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