Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Wherever you go, go with all your heart. ~Confucius
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars. ~Les Brown
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same. ~Flavia Weedn, Forever, © Flavia.com
Just about a month from now I’m set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars. ~Richard Halliburton
There is a good reason they call these ceremonies “commencement exercises.” Graduation is not the end; it’s the beginning. ~Orrin Hatch
Don’t live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable. ~Wendy Wasserstein
September 3rd, 2008 | Posted in Funny yearbook sayings, Quotations Yearbooks, Yearbook quotes, Yearbooks, Quotations, funny short quotes, Funny yearbook, sayings, funny short sayings | No Comments
# One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
# Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
# Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could not part with it. - Rudyard Kipling
# Keep true to the dream of thy youth. - Friedrich Von Schiller
# It is through the idealism of youth that man catches sight of truth, and in that idealism he possesses a wealth which he must never exchange for anything else. - Albert Schweitezer
# A man over nintey is a great comfort to all his elderly neighbors: he is a picket-guard at the extreme outpost; and the young folks of sixty and seventy feel that the enemy must get by him before he can come near their camp. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
funny birthday rhyme - birthday verse
September 3rd, 2008 | Posted in aim profile quotes, aim profile sayings, cute funny quotes, cute funny sayings, Baldness Quotes, Animal | No Comments
“A witty saying proves nothing.”
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
“Hunger is the best sauce.”
- Proverb
“Better to light a candle than curse the darkness.”
- Chinese Proverb
“Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”
- Proverb
“A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.”
- George S. Patton (1885-1945), US Army General
“Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.”
- Proverb
“99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.”
- Unknown
July 18th, 2008 | Posted in Wife quotes, Short Funny Quotes, witty profile quotes, Proverb sayings, aim profile sayings, msn profile sayings, Witty quotes, nonsense sayings, sarcastic quotes, aim profile quotes, Witty | No Comments
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
- Douglas Adams
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
- Jean Giraudoux
Shaw writes his plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.
- George Nathan on George Bernard Shaw
He is to acting what Liberace was to pumping iron.
- Rex Reed on Sylvester Stallone
What makes him think a middle aged actor, who’s played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?
- Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood’s bid to become mayor of Carmel
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
- Shakespeare
July 9th, 2008 | Posted in hilarious witty sayings, Funny witty sayings, Funny random sayings, Cute hilarious sayings, Hilarious Sayings, Hollywood quotes, funny sarcastic quotes, funny sayings, hilariuos Hollywood quotes, Funny Quotes | No Comments
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tyre.
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything
Sex can be like air, it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistant one.
When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
A kisss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
July 9th, 2008 | Posted in aim profile sayings, hilarious one liners, Funny witty sayings, funny life quotes, Hilarious Sayings, aim profile quotes, funny short sayings, funny short quotes, Funny MSN Messenger Quote, funny sayings | No Comments
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won’t spoil me.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.
Is somebody not editing what I’m saying here???
Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
May 8th, 2008 | Posted in hilarious one liners, hilarious one liner, one liners, one liner, Cute MSN Quotes, Cute Pick Up Lines, funny short sayings, funny short quotes, funny work quotes, famous funny sayings, famous funny quotes | No Comments
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you scared
I used to soar with eagles before I got sucked into a jet engine.
All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen.
It’s hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world.
Reduce Check-in Line Ups. Fly Naked!
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Whoever said money couldn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop
May 7th, 2008 | Posted in funny short quotes, hilariuos Hollywood quotes, Hilarious Sayings, hilarious witty sayings, funny short sayings, famous funny quotes, Funny Quotes, funny sarcastic quotes, funny sayings, Hilarious | No Comments
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
 ~cute myspace quote
Mom says too much candy will spoil my dinner. Well, dinner’s spoiled~so where’s dessert?
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Coffee? Tea? Me?
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BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
What is a ‘free’ gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
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Don’t let us think our little jobs are hardly ever seen. Remember every blade of grass helps make the meadow green.
I before E except after C. We live in a weird society!
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People who say, ‘Never give up’ can never accept the inevitable.
 ~cute myspace quote
I Wish I Was Barbie. That Bitch has EVERYTHING.
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You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
 ~sweet saying by Wise Guy
April 7th, 2008 | Posted in famous funny sayings, Funny MSN Messenger Quote, aim profile quotes, aim profile sayings, cute funny quotes, cute funny sayings, funny sayings, funny short sayings, funny short quotes, funny nonsense sayings | No Comments
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
– Ralph Bus
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
– M. Berle
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
– Robert Orben
Fashion is what you adopt when you don’t know who you are.
– Quentin Crisp
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
– Lily Tomlin
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
– A. Whitney Brown
March 24th, 2008 | Posted in msn profile sayings, aim profile quotes, Hilarious Sayings, aim profile sayings, Short Funny Quotes, Cute MSN Quotes, Funny MSN Messenger Quote, funny sayings, funny short sayings, cute funny sayings, MSN Sayings, Funny Quotes | No Comments
Forget about the days
when its been cloudy, but
don’t forget your hours in the sun
Forget about mistakes
that you can’t change now, but
don’t forget the lessons
that you’ve learned
Forget about the times
you’ve been defeated, but
don’t forget the victories you’ve won
Forget about misfortunes
you encounter, but
don’t forget the times your luck has turned
Forget about the days
when you’ve been lonely, but
don’t forget the friendly smiles you’ve seen
Forget about the plans
that didn’t seem
to work out right, but…
Don’t forget to Always Have A Dream
Keep Smiling
Have a Wonderful day!!!
March 12th, 2008 | Posted in aim profile quotes, aim profile sayings, Have a Wonderful day, Wonderful day, Cute MSN Quotes, cute funny sayings, funny sarcastic quotes, funny sayings, funny short sayings, funny short quotes, Funny Quotes | No Comments